December 26, 2006
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Corny Korean jokes for your slow post Christmas day…
Q: What did the truck say to the bread?
A: Bbang Bbang!
Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?
A: Gwee-up-dah!
Q: What did the mama turkey say to the baby turkey?
A: Gobble – ji- mah!
And finally…
Let’s make like a cookie and ga-ja!
I used to know more but I forgot them all… Share your corny jokes!
Comments (38)
what do you call a big napkin? HU-ji (huge)
wanna hear a family joke? gah joke.
what did one forehead say to the other? .. ya eemah!
what do you call a smelly bird? nem seh
what do you call a jacket in a blender? Jamba juice
Q: what do you call the burnt rice at the bottom of a rice cooker?
A: bob-ee-brown.
what is the vampire’s fav drink? :: koh-pee (coffee)
why did the korean smoker go to the horseraces? :: mal-bo-ro
lets make like a tree and leaveeeeeeeeee.
lets make like hockey and get the PUCK OUTTA HERE!
oh dammit someone already posted my koh pee jokeeee
make like a turtle and go-boogey.
what did the korean robot eat for lunch? Bee-beep-bahb.
make like a waist and huh-lee up!
what did the small fish say when he got eaten by the big fish? Oh-dheng!!!
what did nsync say when they dropped rice on the ground? “Dirty Bop!”
Will smith and his friend are at the eating at Korean restaurant. His friend gives his order to the waitress and goes to the bathroom to wash up. When he comes back, he notices that Will Smith already has a bowl of rice. He asks, “What did you order with the rice?” Will smith replies, “gettin’ chigae with it.”
what did the byun tae say to the mushroom? oht buhsut!
what did the bus driver say to the egg? gyeran!
haha…alll these are funny~
what did the cat say to the sheep to make it go away? GO YANG EE!
why did the cigarette go into the barn?
malboro
what do you call a hairy robot? tul-min-a-tuh! xP
what did the creativeminority say to the bul?
you so funny.
Why don’t lobster share?
They are Shell-fish
I heard different versions…
What did the bread say when it ran into the wall… ppang!
What did a cookie say to another cookie when it wanted to leave…gwajah
you know the burnt rice at the bottom of the bapsot? well, it has an english name.. bobby brown~ (bap ee brown)
haaaaahahahaha these are so funny hahaha
These are so funny….i am actually crying from laughing so hard!!
There are some on here that I’ve never heard before….they were really funny!
Here are some that I collected:
What do you call a 5 year old onion?
Oh-nyun
What celebrity can you trust with your luggage?
Jjim Carrey
How did the ice cream get into a car accident?
Cha Gah Wah Suh
What did the fish say when it lost its bones?
Oh my ga shee
What do you call 2 gangstas and 1 grandma?
Bone thugs and Halmoni
What do u call a corny soup?
Ssulung tang
what did song say to mong when he told her he was leaving the country? donk-go, mong
oh these are great
i only know one i can remember – what’s the phone number for the new moving company? (say it in korean) 555- 2424
How could I top those?
What do you call a pre-occupied bean? kong beejee
hahahahqhahahahaha. bop-ee-brown, and cha gah wah suh. hahahahahahahaha.
what do you call a broken bicycle? mot-tah-cycle
byun tae one is the best thing ever.
where do lettuces worship? at a sang-choo-ary (sanctuary)
Your jokes suck peep. none of them make sense. akay? now dont comment back. tah tah peep
Amy
hahahaha everyone already said the ones i know except this one
what do you call a coffee that can’t move? moht kah (mocca)
My friend Danny actually invented this one: Where did the lettuce go to pray? The sangchuary!
LoL! This is hilarious…. I found you through sandie… and i have never heard these korean jokes before! I’m going to stalk your page with its recipes… the one I LOVE but haven’t tried is changorim (if thats spelled right) *but i can say it*…..
by far your xanga is one i really needed to read! thanks
wow these are sooo funny!
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